Since we’re re-taking the shit, I figured we should have a more efficient way to communicate. However, my brain is as smooth as a fresh burrito excretion and I gave up after 5 minutes. Maybe you all wouldn’t mind dumping some more ideas?

Arsehole
Butthole
Crapper
Dung-shute Dookie
Exit-tube
Fart-speaker
Gloryhole (or Gash?)
H
I
J
K
L
Mangina
N
O
Pooper
Q
Rusty-trumpet
Sphincter
Turd-shaper
Uranus
Vaganus
Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory
X
Y
Z