It was on the counter just like that. Pretty sure I would have noticed this immediately if it was like that when I put it there last night. I live alone… I’m just really confused.
Never seen an Italian fork?
Are you in the Portland area? I’ve been robbing apartments and this is my calling card. If you haven’t yet, you miiight want to check your closets and safes.
I very much am not.
Probably someone trying to imitate me, then.
You’re standing over ground water and should drill a well there
It is not the fork that bends, it is only yourself.
definitely ghosts. Next time it happens say “Ha ha very funny Jerry, now quit fucking with the forks” if he does it again call him a nerd
I agree, my opinion is ghosts too.
Italian fork?
Ooo, ooo, I know this one—carbon dioxide!
Monoxide
Everybody check your carbon dioxide alarms 😂, they’d be beeping 24/7 in ideal circumstances. How annoying that would be.
