This is what I imagine Vogon poetry sounds like
Poetic, but like not in a gross way
Just like normal words rubbing up against each other like an over-crowded city bus in the middle of summer.
But not in a weird way or anything.
This sounds like it’s the setup of an Oglaf comic
I could take lessons on how to woo the opposite sex with this style of poetry.
Had absolutely no idea when to stop. Comments probably kept going after the screenshot. 10/10 no notes.
Gorl what
I’m so confused. Is she somehow kissing herself? There doesn’t seem to be anybody else involved in this story, it’s just her.
It’s actually Neil DeGrasse Tyson’s alt account
My guess is her lips are sticking to each other?
But in a sexy way. Like two salamanders that have been slathered in Vaseline.
I’m really happy it’s not in a gross way, because for a moment I was grossed out. But they explained it’s fine, and I trust them.
I’ve got sensory issues with goop on my skin. I’ve also done a lot of kissing, and many of those kisses involved lips coated in cosmetic products.
This, but in the gross way. I won’t even kiss my wife if she has lipstick on, 0/10.
They tried
What do You mean “face”?
