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Me naming my goldfish “Yahweh” and my cat “Allah” (nobody else has thought to do this)
Tom and Jerry but your goldfish keeps confounding your cat’s plans by calling down Messiah figures.
Cat turns into a goose to try and have sex with someone, but it turns out there are still a whole bunch of geese in the world named Zeus and now you just have a goose that climbs on all the furniture.
(Or a swan or a duck or whatever the hell I just woke up)
