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robomuffin79@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 days ago

Sound financial advice

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Sound financial advice

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robomuffin79@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 days ago
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    Step 1: Be savagely cute.

    • Nikelui@lemmy.world
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      Step 2: ####

      Step 3: profit

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        Step 2: Feet pics on onlyfans.

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          Feet pics on onlybeans

        • village604@adultswim.fan
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          I wonder how well my size 12s with missing big toenails would do.

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            I’m told there is a market for everything.

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              king of the hill teaches me (when peggy sells foot pics) that the more unusual, the more money.

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            From what I see of Tarantino movies. They are more interested in the bottoms? I guess?

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    I would follow this cat.

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      Through the gates of hell, I would

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        This is our future! Throw off the chain of politics and possession and embrace feline service!

        Humanity’s one true and final form perfected.

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    What?!? I can’t follow your instructions! I don’t have any fur to sell to furries, let alone to hook them into a subscription to follow me on FurFansOnly!

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      OnlyFurs.

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    Furnancial Advisor

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    2 passive incomes? Yes, you can get one but for two, you need to go between the two households often enough, which requires activity on your part.

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      Simply live in a household with two people, and then demand food from both of them where the other can’t hear it. Easy.

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        what if we were to train one of the people to deposit us at another household so we didn’t have to use our little legs

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    Being a cat sounds like great financial advice!

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    cats are hobosexuals (no sex included)

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    Payment in scritches

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    deleted by creator

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