• FinjaminPoach@lemmy.worldOP
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      1 day ago

      Look, lady, whatever you’re selling, I ain’t buying, yo.

      Well, my name is Skyler White, yo.

      My husband is Walter White, yo.

      Uh, huh.

      He told me everything.

      Seriously?

      That’s right.

      And just so you know… My brother-in-law is a DEA agent. And I will not hesitate to call him. Not if I have to.

      Understood?

      This is your one and only warning. Do not sell marijuana to my husband.

      Okay.

      I mean it.Don’t call our house again. You stay away from him, or you’ll be one sorry individual. You got me?

      I think so, yeah.

      No more marijuana.

      I can dig it.

      You can dig it.Wonderful. Not that it’s any of my business, but you might wanna consider a different line of work.

      Okay.