• Sunflier@lemmy.world
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    8 days ago

    Riker’s questions are so basic. Could imagine some really dumb ones:

    Have you ever sat on a couch?

    or

    Have you ever ridden on a choo-choo train?

    or

    Have you ever breathed air?

    *Edit: many of those questions are eerily similar to one of those commercials for attorneys, like:

    Have you ever been hit by a car? Call Riker and Riker.

    or

    Have you ever had a structured settlement, but you need cadh now? Call W.T. Riker, 877-Cash-Now