oh no yesterday i was testing something and opened minecraft with only the ‘nox: renoxed’ mod installed
this is gonna be fun, as long as i can respawn and am not a human in the game
These are the end times
There was no hope of survival
This is how you died
Project Zomboid, so pretty fucked!
Frostpunk… yeah no
Stardew valley is basically what I want out of my life, so I might not leave
Same game and same thought. You mean I get to be a multimillionaire farmer girl who’s dating every single eligible bachelor(ette) in the valley simultaneously? I’d give my million dollar prize back if it means I get to stay.
Minecraft. Honestly, send me into the wilderness where I can build a little log cabin by a lake, make furniture, and live off the land. And the only people around are some zombies who don’t try to talk to you. Keep your million.
You’re a human though not steve. Can you punch down a tree or punch a pig to death?
hopefully start in a forest, break leaves for apples, and then follow a river until you find a village or something else to get tools
starting in a desert would be pretty bad unless you can scoop out the insides of cacti to eat. im not sure how much of minecraft rules are steve’s doing and how much are the world’s
Okay, fair that might be a way to survive (assuming minecraft apples have the same caloric intake as a real apple which i’m not certain of given they’re flat), but what about this: How would you pull up the inventory to trade with the villagers? You can’t speak their language and they aren’t intelligent.
it’d be a rough life without steves stuff
that’d come back to what are the world’s features and are steve’s
is it steve that breaks and places everything strictly in 1x1 cubes, or is it a limitation on the actual world? is it steve that brings up UIs or is it the villagers?
though i was mostly talking about getting resources from the chests, how would chests work? if you place something in one without going through the UI, does it disapear after 5 minutes? can you take out items without going through the UI?
can you pick up anything without the NBT Tags that hold the information about what items you have? can a person collide with the world without a hitbox? does the person experience gravity? if yes, where would they be pulled? it’s only a couple hundred meters of mass under them, with an amount larger than earth around them.
sorry, i got distracted and made this way too long
I think I would enjoy an entire year in The Stanley Parable tbh
It’s BUCKET TIME!!
As a Forza addict, I think I’ll be just fine.
Until you inevitably crash at high speed and die gruesomely
I don’t even need to drive. I could just hang out in Tokyo for a year.
Until someone inevitably crashes into you at high speed and you both die gruesomely 😉
Normally cars can’t enter areas with people. On the off chance they do, they clip right through the people. Also the game basically encourages you to do 1,000ft+ jumps and there’s no damage if you turn it off.
Just rewind time and do it better…and crash a different way
Yup. Being stuck in a version of Japan that I can race all different cars and enjoy a different season every week with no death. I’m so there.
I’m well travelled, own several starships, and am mostly fluent in gek. Of course I have to fend off daily attacks by pirates and sentinels.
Damn it’s been a couple of years since I last played NMS… Should probably try to hop back in to see what kind of updates there’s been. Probably a ton
They added Pokémon. Welcome back.
It was Ultrakill. Here’s the intro text of this game for context:
> Mankind is dead.
> Blood is fuel.
> Hell is full.
I don’t think I’m surviving an hour there, lol.
Baldur’s Gate 3…
Yeah, I’d take that bet.
Not sure how I would live in hollow knight silksong exactly do I have to be a bug or would I be myself situated above the zones.
you would be seen as a boss and would be killed by a beetle holding a needle
I’m squid!

You’re a kid now 🎶
Anything but New Vegas!
My last game was StarCraft so I’d be dead via ling rush within the first three minutes.
Edit: StarCraft 2
One or two?
SC2. I was first introduced to 2 and then never went back to play 1. I should have specified, but it’s just “StarCraft” to me.
I would find it very… Satisfactory.










