• porthos@startrek.website
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    11 months ago

    Pretty much the lamest conspiracy theory. There are better ones like Rhode Island is actually the third largest state in the US but the other states are trying to keep it down.

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      11 months ago

      Stanley Kubrick was asked to fake the moon landing and he agreed, but being Stanley Kubrick he insisted they film on location.

      Rhode Island is actually the third largest state in the US but the other states are trying to keep it down.

      also this sounds fucking hilarious where can I read more?

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        11 months ago

        Well I haven’t gotten that particular conspiracy theory off the ground yet, still trying to get people in on that one.

        I think it is everything you could want from a conspiracy theory though, you just steal all the same talking points from flat earthers but apply the conspiracy in so much more of a petty and meaningless direction that I think it has real potential.

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        11 months ago

        Intriguing 🤔: RI is secretly the 3rd largest state, but overshadowed by a global Finland conspiracy. The truth will emerge! Keep questioning, searching, and refusing to be fooled by illusions. 🌎🔎

        Consider this:

        Behind closed doors, the other states have conspired to keep Rhode Island’s grandeur suppressed. They fear the sheer magnitude of this unsuspecting state, and they will stop at nothing to maintain their own sense of dominance. It’s a clandestine operation that spans across state lines, all to ensure that Rhode Island remains unjustly underestimated.

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      11 months ago

      I’m still waiting for the Birds Aren’t Real people to reach through the generations to become a liberal conspiracy.

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        11 months ago

        Dont tell me you are one of those people who who are so naive they ACTUALLY believe humans came up with that Birds Aren’t Real conspiracy? Lol some people can’t see the truth when it is right there screaming in their face. It is clearly a crow psy-op campaign to distract humanity from uncovering their preparations for crowmeggedon. We are running out of time to raise people’s awareness, we have to speak up before the only ones left to speak have beaks….