• MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    Does it count if it’s with a time paradox clone of yourself?

    Yes, unless it’s one of Wesley. The little turd.

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      2 years ago

      This depends, we have to apply logic, like the Vulcans do.

      If it’s the nasty in your pasty then you’re not a virgin and negates the whole situation. Therefore, by proof of contradiction, the “past” you is actually another separate entity from another timeline, and you’ve achieved sex.

      If it’s a future you then it doesn’t count, as you can’t prove it wasn’t merely temporal masterbation.

      Even the Vulcan science directorate cannot refuse this.