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      11 months ago

      You can hang it outside the fridge they’re dry noodles they don’t need to be refrigerated

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          11 months ago

          That’s kinda the point of “plaques” and besides it’s tortiglioni and a certificate you philistiney philistine.

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              Look do you want it or not? Idk what this attitude’s about. Do you think our pastafarian on retainer was stoked to roll out and dry some pasta at the drop of hat for this historic event?

              Well yeah, but it’s still a lot of work.

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                I will place this commemoration in my rumpus room, alongside my aquarium dioramas and popsicle stick cabins.

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                  Jsyk Trophy Room is dignified and generous, mantle is bare minimum polite, but Rumpus wtf is your problem? Email us about shipping info but I’m done with your vaguely earnest insults.

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                    A uniquely personal rumpus room will more suitably host meticulously handmade pastacraft than some beauracratic, boastful shelf.

                    I view this plaque as an intimate recognition of the individual, and thus deeply personal, not some gaudy badge of vanity.

                    I have nothing to hide:

                    Tarfus Billingside, 42 Nevermuch Lane, Wendigo, ND and then some numbers I can’t remember.

                    I’m always there on Tuesdays occasionally to receive parcels.