Prosecutors said Philip Sean Grillo, who is running for the seat previously held by George Santos, had videotaped himself during the 2021 attack on the Capitol.
“Your honor, we must assume he didn’t knowingly commit this severe of a crime so publicly without any attempts to hide his identity. If not for his sake then for the sake of our livers.”
When your attorney wants to say something better than “he’s guilty as fuck, but he’s also paying me so could we not pretty please?”
“Your honor, we must assume he didn’t knowingly commit this severe of a crime so publicly without any attempts to hide his identity. If not for his sake then for the sake of our livers.”
He tried, with this acorn-looking beenie. It’s so unlike him!
He was authorized by the former president.