Always try sudo

JPDev@programming.dev · 4 months ago

Always try sudo

dactylotheca@suppo.fi · 4 months ago

Doctor of Computer Science

stringly-typed "100%"

yeah that tracks.

vala@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

Calls a static method on the OldMan class instead of the instance of oldMan that is actually dying.

David From Space@orbiting.observer · edit-2 4 months ago

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OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world · edit-2 4 months ago

If only I’d been born %YEARS% later :'-(

Emotet@slrpnk.net · 4 months ago

str(float("100.0")) + "%"

dactylotheca@suppo.fi · 4 months ago

Fades@lemmy.world · edit-2 4 months ago

WHY IS THE HEALTH INPUT PARAMETER A GODDAMN STRING???

Why are you passing ‘%’ inside said goddamn string?!?! Not to mention the static reference instead of the actual instance.

Shame on you

jdaxe@infosec.pub · 4 months ago

Also putting sudo in front of what looks like Java code not shell.

Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

Because the meme wasn’t made by someone with a doctorate in CS or even a bachelor’s.

FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

They use a look-up table with every value from 0% to 100%

some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 months ago

You are not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

Technus@lemmy.zip · 4 months ago

sudo rm /heart/arteries/**/clot

Mercury@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

Goddamn, the joke gets worse the more I inspect each panel.

johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

XKCD 149 but worse.