When you get a hotdog, you can ask in the shop if you can use the bathroom
Or stick the hotdog down your urethra to plug it up.
(Now there’s a sentence I wasn’t expecting to type today)
When I was in highschool, my weird friend was like “imana stick this corndog stick up my penis hole” under the table in the lunchroom and he actually jammed it in there and our other friend giggled and she flicked it a couple times
No one will ever believe this but your comment gives me the perfect reason to bring it up, there’s no situation where it’s even been relevant to talk about
I believe it. That’s weird enough that a kid would do it.
ah yes, infection
Oh god seriously
Although if he was gonna get an infection, it’d be from any number of the other weird things he did. Seeing him randomly years after graduating was mega weird too, because he was so… normal. Hahaha
