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Nariom@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 个月前

Tough Shit

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Tough Shit

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Nariom@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 个月前
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cross-posted from: https://mander.xyz/post/19414739

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  • HeyJoe@lemmy.world
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    I read this while pooping.

    • 🇸‌🇵‌🇪‌🇨‌🇺‌🇱‌🇦‌🇹‌🇪‌🇷‌@lemmy.world
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      Well you don’t follow directions well.

      • bassomitron@lemmy.world
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        9 个月前

        Or they did and are now enduring giving birth to a turd football.

        • emmanuel_car@fedia.io
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          Bono is the record!

  • the_beber@lemm.ee
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    :O This is THE shitpost.

  • passepartout@feddit.org
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    It’s always refreshing to see how nonchalant people with experience in a special field talk about it.

    • Wolf314159@startrek.website
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      This is one of those questions that is easy to scoff at initially as a stupid question, but really it’s not. Especially once you learn about wombat poops.

  • randomdeadguy@lemmy.world
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    ADHD comorbid with hemorrhoids? Would make a lot of sense, personally.

  • hOrni@lemmy.world
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    Interesting. I’ve heard of worse plans to spend a weekend.

    • StopJoiningWars@discuss.online
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      9 个月前

      Shitting?

      • Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world
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        Nah, NOT Shitting! …followed by intense shitting!

  • schnokobaer@feddit.org
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    Been there.

    • Altima NEO@lemmy.zip
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      9 个月前

      Will be back for more

  • NONE@lemmy.world
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    9 个月前

    This is information and mental images with which I was happier not knowing…

  • MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz
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    Something something three day challenge something something.

  • rkk@lemmy.world
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XArp_EevIEg

    Hey Sharon…

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    They’re also called ,“took steroids for asthma make you want to die” poops.

    So dry, so pokey.

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    It will hurt like hell.

  • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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    Sounds like a fun project

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    Ah yes, the post-FTX experience

    • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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      Nasty stuff in those rations, huh?

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        The issue isn’t what’s in those rations, but what isn’t in them – fiber.

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    Wow

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