The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoWhy did we stop doing this?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square154fedilinkarrow-up11.63Karrow-down112
arrow-up11.62Karrow-down1imageWhy did we stop doing this?lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square154fedilink
minus-squareceenote@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoThere might be something to that… Is it illegal to forge a doctor’s note? If so, you’ll just need to keep a doctor on retainer.
minus-squareTrainguyrom@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·21 hours agoOnly if your employer requires a doctor’s note for sick days. Honestly if I ever have another job that does require a doctor’s note I might just make a habit of forging those because fuck that noise
minus-squareintensely_human@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoUnfortunately it’s perjury. All places of employment are considered to be courtroom proceedings per the Honesty Expansion Act of 2021
There might be something to that… Is it illegal to forge a doctor’s note? If so, you’ll just need to keep a doctor on retainer.
Only if your employer requires a doctor’s note for sick days. Honestly if I ever have another job that does require a doctor’s note I might just make a habit of forging those because fuck that noise
Unfortunately it’s perjury. All places of employment are considered to be courtroom proceedings per the Honesty Expansion Act of 2021
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