“And I’ll fucking do it again.”

I sat a dog who looked so sad when I caught him eating the trash, and he sulked over to the kennel with his tail down. When I cleaned up his mess and went to lock him in the kennel, he was eating a treasure trove of trash he stashed in there and looked at me with the most smug face I’ve ever seen on a dog.

Cat: implying what I did was wrong.

Cats never do anything wrong, not according to them anyway.