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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 23 天前

Fair.

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Fair.

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 23 天前
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  • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOPM
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    23 天前

    Well I didn’t vote for you.

    • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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      23 天前

      You don’t vote for kings

      • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOPM
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        23 天前

        Well how do you become king then?

        • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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          23 天前

          The Lady of the Swordbox, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the box signifying by Divine Providence that I, Ininewcrow, was to carry Excalibur!

          That is why I am your king!

          • steventhedev@lemmy.world
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            23 天前

            Bottom rack retail workers distributing replica weaponry is hardly a good basis for a system of government

            • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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              23 天前

              Be quiet!

              • BobbyGasoline@lemmy.world
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                23 天前

                You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery ren fair tart threw a sword at you!

                • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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                  23 天前

                  Shut up!

                  • ThePyroPython@lemmy.world
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                    23 天前

                    (gets grabbed by store security)

                    Ah now we see the violence in the system.

                    COME SEE THE VIOLENCE IN THE SYSTEM!

                    HELP! HELP! I’M BEING REPRESSED!

                • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                  23 天前

                  If I was to say that I’m the emperor because some underpaid and overworked employee lobbed a foam claymore at me, they’d put me away!

      • Mikug@lemmy.world
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        23 天前

        You clearly haven’t heard of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth

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