You can get much more if you play the CIA against the FSB like two car dealerships. It’s win-win. Can’t lose against the most effective intelligence agencies in the world. You can get at least some jalapeno poppers with those strips…easy 👌

Edit: This post reminds me of one I saw on reddit like a decade ago. It was something like, “The FBI can see everything we do online and everything we say on the phone, but can they see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?” I don’t know how you guys come up with this, but I find it hilarious. I’ll never be this clever.

Rubber dinghy rapids bro

Is that a new club on Dean Street?