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Stamets@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 2 years ago

Love at first sight

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Love at first sight

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Stamets@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • Thteven@lemmy.world
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    Dude spent a lifetime studying heavenly bodies, can’t ask him to stop now.

    • Stamets@startrek.websiteOP
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      Oh well done.

    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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      He’s seen everything. He’s seen it all.

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world
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      That is a futuristic pickup line, and I just hate that we never saw Kirk or Riker use it now.

  • WarmSoda@lemm.ee
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    The real Picard maneuver

    • Stamets@startrek.websiteOP
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      Shhhhh don’t let @The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world hear!

      • WarmSoda@lemm.ee
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        Considering how well thier memes are endowed, I bet he knows lol

    • Malgas@beehaw.org
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      It’s too late, he’s already seen everything.

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world
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      This is true

  • paddirn@lemmy.world
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    It’s too late, he’s seen everything.

    • ashtefere@lemmy.world
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      …He’s seen it all.

  • dreadedsemi@lemmy.world
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    Maybe he’s just looking for the remote. Happens to me every time.

  • WarmSoda@lemm.ee
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    I’ll be in my ready room, Number 1

  • robo@feddit.uk
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    deleted by creator

    • Stamets@startrek.websiteOP
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      Meh, they’re adults. It’s not like she was 15 when they met. She was in her 30s when they got married. First dude I dated was 20 years older than me. Didn’t go well but had nothing to do with the age difference.

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        deleted by creator

        • Dharma Curious@startrek.website
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          Honestly, normally when I see the huge age gap with actors I think it’s creepy/exploitative of the woman, but in this case, she’s married to Jean-Luc Picard! Clearly she’s getting the better end of that deal. He has a spaceship!

          • nonailsleft@lemm.ee
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            Thrusters engage

            • bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              Sir! This system has two large … Suns

              • blackluster117@possumpat.io
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                There are two lights!

      • ElmarsonTheThird@feddit.de
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        Best random fact about their marriage is that Sir Ian McKellen officiated it.

      • Rodeo@lemmy.ca
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        I think he was just complimenting her breasts. Did you reply to the wrong person maybe?

  • ℕ𝕠𝕓𝕠𝕕𝕪 𝕆𝕗𝕗𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝@lemmy.world
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    the most precious resource in picard entire endeavour

  • InverseParallax@lemmy.world
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  • holiday@lemmy.world
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    They are married. Dude just wants the tatas

  • Venicon@sopuli.xyz
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    Men will be men.

  • GreenMario@lemm.ee
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    Tbf they’re nice.

  • Chev@lemmy.world
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    Isn’t he gay?

    • Aiastarei@lemmy.world
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      You’re confusing professor X with Magneto

    • river@lemmy.world
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      Only for Ian McKellen

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      Honestly, I had the same reaction, but apparently not?

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