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Dav09@mander.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 months ago

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Dav09@mander.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 months ago
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  • Damionsipher@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    I’ll take a slow actual water unicorn over some billed fish anyway, regardless of speed.

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      3 months ago

      if a narwhal is a unicorn then so is a warthog

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        Narwhals have a single horn sticking out of their face from between their eyes. A Warthog has two tusks sticking out from either side of their mouth. At least their both mammals.

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          The narwhal “horn” is actually a tusk, and rarely they can have two.

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            Fair point. Still more of a horn than a fish bill.

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          both narwhals and warthogs can have their teeth pierce the tops of their heads as they grow

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            Can you explain why every unicorn horn I’ve ever seen much more closely resembles a narwhal tusk than a rhino’s horn? Are unicorn horns even horns?!

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              narwhal tusks are teeth but rhino horns are hair

              • Damionsipher@lemmy.world
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                But what about unicorns?! Are they tusks or horns?!

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                  they’re probably teeth

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                    So, by extension, narwhals are way more similar to unicorns than a fish and perhaps it’s the rhino that’s the odd one out.

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