It might be safer to go inside and waste on a recliner? Please I don’t want to be the object of passive ire on social media when I stand at a festival.
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I want a shady hammock grove.
You would love the south of Italy
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i’m not an old man and i’d love to nap every day
I was a pile of folk festivals that ran exactly like this.
We need a new meme category for things like this – Funny harmless memes you can’t share with the gf
LMAO, but this sound so good. At a college club meeting we heard about an event that’s supposed to run until 10pm and everyone whinged, we’re in our early 20’s here, we dont want to be staying out that late.
What was the club, old people on young bodies?
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“What are you doing, step-grandpa???”
The music festival starts when there’s enough people awake to run the sound gear.
It goes until they fall asleep.
It repeats until no one is available to work.
The human concept of time is forgotten.
Also the bands ask if everyone wants to hear another song or we good?
You guys wanna hear another song?
mixed response
“Alright cool.”
drummer and singer stay, guitarist and bass leave
Hey wait a minute, that’s just a grocery store.
Dangerously close to describing a folk music festival
I was going to say that I’m pretty sure these exist and they’re mostly run and attended by PhDs who love bluegrass music
Ha! This was most folk music festivals from 1993 to 2006.
Athens Porchfest in Georgia is like that. It’s noon to 8 pm and it’s about 200 bands performing on over 100 front porches across multiple neighborhoods - for free.
Starts at 9am? Fuck off early risers.
If I had the infinity stones, I would make it so that anyone that does anything “productive” (work,school etc) before 12pm poofs away into dust.
Let the morning people feel the pain of having to be awake and productive in your least productive hours for a change. God damn morning people shakes fist
No festival needs to go on longer than 7 hours, what are we, teenagers?
better have extremely pleasant weather
$7 umbrellas, I’m not that worried about it
Are there chairs? Can we have some shade too?
I just don’t go to concerts without seating anymore. I drove from north Texas to New Orleans for a concert one time because it was the closest venue with seating. There was a show in my hometown, but no seating.
I can’t do a doors open at 7, then wait for the opener at 8, wait for 2nd opener at 8:45 or 9, then the main act might be on at 9:45, show ends midnight. All standing in a 1ft by 1ft square. It’s just torture.
Old Settler’s Music Fest is 10a-8p each day. Kerrville Folk Fest is 8a to whenever, you can live there for two weeks if you want.
Daytime music festival crowds definitely skew older, and more people bring their kids
