Now I’m going to hum the DS9 credits to myself every time I walk into a Buc-ees.

Yeah. I thought we all agreed that we don’t fucking swear here. What the fuck…Shit. Darn-it. /s

Nice. Now I want to do one:

“Is this going anywhere… - Oh shit, this is fun!”

Now I want someone to make a reality show where they seat people in an airplane “sidecar” that’s barely attached, and record their reactions.

the only truly unbelievable thing about the whole story is they’ve got a guy wearing a red suit and he doesn’t die.

That should be fun!

When then kids are ready (mine had some learning curve with the added flying) be sure to also eventually grab Sonic Racing All Stars: Transformed. It’s fantastic.

the least cozy thing imaginable…

Where’s the Lego brick?

Edit: You’ve inspired me. Here’s a cozy image of a woman stepping on a Lego brick.

If I’ve learned anything about Jeffries tubes during the holidays, it’s that they probably contain a federation officer who got stuck ‘doing a “Die Hard”’ on some terrosists.

If I had a nickel for every time that happened…well I would have two nickels. But you have to admit, it’s interesting that it happened twice.

(I can’t actually name episodes, but I know I’ve seen this plot at least twice.)

I would be so okay with this. My grandmother was a boss with a badass gaming rig.

Yeah. I was literally just talking about how my SteamDeck is going to let me retire my remaining Windows PC. And by retire it, I mean install Linux, and continue to enjoy it.

I hope this is a sign of the future of advertising with AI generated stock images. I can’t wait to see a full length commercial with an attractive person enjoying a refreshing Pepsi in each of their three hands.

Nice. I heard the next Samsung will be the same size, but have a slightly larger bevel around the screen, but we will have to wait a year for it. /s

I… Like… potatoes…?

It legit took me several moments to find them. Lol.

It still could be the cast of Oceans 9…

Also also also Quark makes the point that he had programmed the drinks replicator to be even better than a regular one, so you’re also paying for that.

Great point.

And to be clear, by “programmed” we mean “installed weird sketchy dark web firmware, some of which he happened to write and sell himself” and by “even better” we mean “breaks lot of Federation food safety rules in fun ways”.

“Officers, you have 2 hours. On your mark, get set, BAKE!”

Oops. I stumbled into a temporal paradox for a moment, there.

In case of lack of sarcasm - The EMH is played by Robert Picardo.

I mean, I bet it does work as effective birth control. No offense meant to Picard, of course.

I would put this to the test and report back, but I’m too busy watching the surprise kids I had.

On a related note, I am able to report that a photograph of Levar Burton standing watch will not prevent having children.

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