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Shitty water colors younger cousin
That’s a kingly gift right there, gotta be expensive af
I hope they ended up getting married.
I heard they had a cheesy wedding
You may fascinate online audiences by showing them the same pic of cheese quote 9 billion times per week.
Duley noted. This may work better than my method of crying and begging for affection. So far, zero percent success rate
Maybe you need to cry even harder?
Are these in order? So stealing her shoe and a hairpin with hair in it, and then when she confronts you offer the cheese as a diversion?
You have found the new movie plot that Hallmark has been looking for.
I was thinking it would be one of those mangas with really really long names:
“I Cast 99 Spells to Make Her Love Me, But the Only Thing That Worked Was Cheese!”
I’m not a woman, but that will work on me.
Fun fact: I almost lost a GF once, due to a lack of cheese (in my refrigerator).
You may fascinate just about anyone by giving them a piece of cheese.
White people love cheese
Grandad, you can’t tame the white supremacist power structure with cheese
Do non-white people not love it?
On average non-whites are like 60-90% lactose intolerant
My pasty-ass ancestors are the dipshits who figured out sucking cow titty can work, most of the rest of humanity didn’t try it and never developed the genes needed for it as a result
There’s very little lactose in most cheese.
They do. But you give the meanest white man a piece of cheese, he turns into Mr Rogers
i had this book when I was an edgy teenager in my middle class bedroom rubbing olive oil on taper candles from the grocery store and… wait this is sounding like something different entirely
where are those candles winding up?
yeah i know it dawned on me quite quickly where it sounded like that was heading…
these “white magic” paperback books from Borders would have you anoint candles with oil to like, I dont fuckin know, endow them with your intention (Id wish the girl in algebra would notice me, so the book’d tell you to think about her while putting oil on a pink candle so when you burn it your “spell” would go into the air or some crap)
that particular book there though was page after page like that where it said shit like “for protection from your enemies wrap some wire around leaf and put it under your doormat”
I love that the one about hurling hair accessories at moving bodies of water has a footnote and that there’s already been 12 other such clarifications in this treatise 😄
As a woman I agree
Would you like a babybel?
As a man I wanted to clarify that I am also easily fascinated by cheese
That explains one of the companion side quests in Dragon Age: Veilguard haha, literally just had that cutscene
Oh boy, here I go throwing maidens to rivers
