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Stamets@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 2 个月前

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Stamets@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 2 个月前
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  • zaph@sh.itjust.works
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    Why does he look like an NPC who won’t close the quest because it’s not the right time of day?

    • IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works
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      Because his boss refuses to buy a proper PR guy to get a decent photoshoot done.

      • OrteilGenou@lemmy.world
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        Typical tsk tsk tsk

    • kautau@lemmy.world
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      “Have you grabbed my [old fishing rod] I left in [radiant quest location]? I heard maybe some hooligans took over so you maybe have to clear them out. Shouldn’t be a problem for someone like you. Come back with the [old fishing rod] so we can [advance Quest: Fishing Tutorial]!”

      • Rob Bos@lemmy.ca
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        Nice day for fishing, ain’t it?

      • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Quest complete: Fishing tutorial

        New achievement! Congratulations, you now know how to mine for fish. Your dad would be proud. If he cared.

        Reward: At last, you can now blame something else on that fishy smell! Isn’t that reward enough?

    • lath@lemmy.world
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      He’s cosplaying the Nice day for fishing guy.

  • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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    As a fellow Self-employed, I’m taking notes

    • Colloidal@programming.dev
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      Deduct your vacation expenses from your IR tax filing with this one weird trick!

    • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.world
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      deleted by creator

      • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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        What?

        You a bot?

        • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.world
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          deleted by creator

          • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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            I’m not the one who looked like such a dumbass they deleted their own comment.

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              Typical dumbass jake

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    Jealousy. His boss could act like an asshole and don’t let him go fishing but he earned it! It’s so rare to find good boss

  • sugarfoot00@lemmy.ca
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    I’m also self employed. My boss is a slave-driving narcissistic cunt, but that fucker still lets me go golfing whenever I want.

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    Seems like a good way to get a tax free vacation

  • Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Damn!

    I’m so jealous.

    My boss is an asshole even though I too am self employed.

    • BleatingZombie@lemmy.world
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      Do you have to deal with sexual harassment issues?

      • Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Well, the boss is a bit of a wanker…

  • trolololol@lemmy.world
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    Imagine NOT being employee of the month lol

  • The Giant Korean@lemmy.world
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    Something tells me he’s been doing inappropriate things with his boss.

    • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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      He should report it to HR

  • moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    that’s one way to bump up your resume

  • motor_spirit@lemmy.world
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    hope he’s not getting fucked in the profit sharing

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