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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

You're basically losing money if you don't

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You're basically losing money if you don't

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • GCostanzaStepOnMe@feddit.de
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    It’s fifty fifty. Either you win money, or you don’t.

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      Just got two Powerball tix for tonight, thanks! Since one ticket is 50%, two should basically guarantee I win!

      Gonna go kick my boss in the balls and walk out, should be fine, right? Probably.

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        two tickets actually lowers your odds

        50% x 50% = 25%

        • NorthWestWind@lemmy.world
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          That’s the odds to win both. Op need one of them only.

          • make -j8@lemmy.world
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            Go cast your fancy magic someplace else.

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            That’s why you should add instead of multiply.

            0.5 + 0.5 = 0.10

            So the odds are even worse

      • son_named_bort@lemmy.world
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        I see no flaws here.

      • Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Correct. Do it like Homer and use you boss’s head as bongos.

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      That would imply the one organising the gambling isn’t taking a cut.

      • GCostanzaStepOnMe@feddit.de
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        Nah you’re wrong

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    Sorry i’m the boring guy. It is (more than) 20 times more probable to lose 100% than to win 2000% in most gambling.

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      Actually it’s 50%. Either you win or you don’t: 50%.

      /s

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      You’re going to get us kicked out of the casino talking like that!

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      That’s just what the casinos want you to think. They don’t want you taking their money!

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    And if you lost 100% of your money last time, then you’re due to win 2000% this time.

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    simultaneously laughs and sobs in leveraged investments

    • Blackmist@feddit.uk
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      Leveraged “investments”.

  • pipe01@lemmy.pipe01.net
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    Why stop at 2000%

  • Ddhuud@lemmy.world
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    There’s this thing, called debt tho…

    • vex@lemm.ee
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      not if you gamble for long enough

      statistically the longer you gamble, the higher the chance that you’ll win and make your money back, it’s math bro

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    Lottery and gambling are taxes on emotionally weak people who can’t do math.

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      Lotteries unique selling point is hope.

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        Isn’t it telling that our society has to gamble on hope because there is a perception of no other chance?

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        Sure, but the hope is a result of the first two issues.

        They can’t do the math so they think there is a chance. And because they WANT there to be a chance they ignore every time they lose.

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          I know you have a point, a good one, Lotteries cater to the vulnerable etc. - but you are wrong in one aspect: There are winners, in every lottery, and that’s what fuels the hope.

          Even small chances are chances. It’s that simple ;)

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            When did I say there weren’t any winners? I said people think there’s a chance that they might win personally. And you can state the gamblers fallacy any way you like, the fact that there are winners in a lottery has nothing to with the chances of winning personally. Bad at math, bad at logic, too emotional, call it anything you like. Any hope is a result of these flaws, not the cause.

            https://www.palomar.edu/users/bthompson/Gambler's Fallacy.html

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              Probably more likely to turn 20$ into a fortune playing the lottery than most other ways you could invest it.

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                Honestly, chances might be extremely low. But if all it takes is a couple of bucks sometimes to maybe win even 1000, I’d take it.

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      Ah, my bread and butter… Thrill-seeking rich folk with a poor grasp of statistics and probability.

      Manny Calavera, travel agent.

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      They know, that’s their target audience. Desperate people.

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    There’s theoretically no upper limit of how much you can increase your money.

    I mean, at a certain point you’ll end up devaluating the currency to the point that the economy collapses, but that’s a later problem.

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    Don’t forget that you lose 3% to inflation every year, and even more when we are in hyper-inflation like we are now.

    Gambling in Wall Street’s Casino is, by design, the only way to have a chance not to lose money.

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    So true

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    That’s how you sell monkey pictures my man now let’s all go do coke until we get divorced, Leo will be there

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