someone, at some point, took the biggest dump in history. and didn’t even know it
It was Bono’s dad
My $ is that it’s been someone in the last 30 years who is a big eater with an opiate habit.
``Doesn’t seem fair if you count diarrhea. All that water weight.
If so, it’s probably someone with cholera
They suspected. They couldn’t confirm it.
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I am currently in process. Haven’t stopped pooping for 17 years.
That’s probably why the YMCA won’t let you in.
You should see a doctor for that
The doctors made me this way I’m not sure what they’re gonna do to help
Pffffft…
Those are rookie numbers
I can do that in a year when my IBS is flaring up
Fisting with IBS, hey?
I thought cooking bacon naked was playing dangerous games.
Oh, I’m the fister rather than the fistee
I’ve given it a shot (I’m no hypocrite) but it didn’t really excite me
I’ve never fisted or been fisted but the size of some of my Bad Dragon dildos prolly counts
They’re surprisingly different experiences
Especially because I can change the shape of my hand once it’s in
That’s fair! Dynamic shape is cool, but so are knots and flares!
That escalated fist.
This is how I cook dangerously…
Click at your own risk!
Yo wtf. You warned me but I could not have anticipated that.
It’s definitely a bit unconventional
Yep. Opened that and immediately exited it.
A real man would only use the power of their cock.
I’ll work on it
Rookie numbers
Mom look im finally above average
How many miles of feces? Are we talking to the scale of as long as the Panama canal, the length of New York, around the equator, or to the moon (and back)?
That would depend on the tightness of the anus
Are we talking about someone who squeezes out pencils, or a log-dropper?
The average density of human feces is approximately 1.06 grams per milliliter
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_fecesNormal stool (Type 4) typically has a diameter of about 1 to 2 cm http://d2xk4h2me8pjt2.cloudfront.net/webjc/attachments/73/57bbee4-bristol-stool-chart.pdf
Radius = 0.75 cm
Density = 1.06 g/cm³
Mass = 3,500,000 g
Volume = 3,500,000 / 1.06 = ~3,301,887 cm³
Cross-sectional area = π × 0.75² = ~1.767 cm²
Length = 3,301,887 / 1.767 = ~1,868,000 cm = 18,680 m = 18.7 km
So 18.7km or 11.6 miles
Type 4 Bristol scale or are we talking some other stool types
It’s log scale.
Those are rookie numbers!
I need a visual
OP is full of shit.
You load 3.5 tons, what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in shit
St. Peter, don’t you call me 'cause I can’t go
My toilet over-flows on the company floor
How much cum?
I feel like I’m trending in line to make at least like 6 metric tons of shit. 3.5 seems low.
And a smidgeon or three of PFAS and plastics and heavy metals.
I’m going for the high score
