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minus-squarefunkforager@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up43arrow-down1·1 day agoVery funny joke about this in 28 Years Later. Tap for spoiler A soldier shows a kid (who has been on the island in quarantine) a picture of his (modern day Botox using) girlfriend on his phone. The kid asks “what is wrong with your girlfriend?” The soldier thinks nothing is wrong. “She’s beautiful what do you mean?” The kid then tells a story about a woman who looked like that in his small village when she ate shellfish.
minus-squareMedic8teMe@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·22 hours agoI was just telling my wife about this scene today. She had a woman at her work with massive fake tits today. Bigger than her body kind of huge. As she was telling me about her she said “who wants a plastic woman?”…the perfect segway for this scene.
minus-squareValmond@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down2·17 hours agoWell now, fake tiddies, I’ll allow it.
minus-squareWorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·15 hours agoCan’t believe people are so lazy, they are implanting water beds into their bodies.
Very funny joke about this in 28 Years Later.
Tap for spoiler
A soldier shows a kid (who has been on the island in quarantine) a picture of his (modern day Botox using) girlfriend on his phone.
The kid asks “what is wrong with your girlfriend?”
The soldier thinks nothing is wrong. “She’s beautiful what do you mean?”
The kid then tells a story about a woman who looked like that in his small village when she ate shellfish.
I was just telling my wife about this scene today. She had a woman at her work with massive fake tits today. Bigger than her body kind of huge. As she was telling me about her she said “who wants a plastic woman?”…the perfect segway for this scene.
Well now, fake tiddies, I’ll allow it.
Can’t believe people are so lazy, they are implanting water beds into their bodies.