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partyparrot@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 年前

pop r(ule)ocks

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pop r(ule)ocks

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partyparrot@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 年前
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  • hemmes@lemmy.world
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    TIL pouring pop rocks in your foreskin singes off your eyebrows.

    • SuckMyWang@lemmy.world
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      No that was from his fireball fart fetish (FFF)

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    Someone will need to test this theory to prove it’s not just a one off.

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      Ok so I messed up and thought he was talking about sounding

      • TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works
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        Pop rocks in the urethra? How did you even manage that? Honestly I’m just impressed!

        • Bonehead@kbin.social
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          Well first, you have to get into sounding to eventually fit a tube large enough to deliver pop rocks. After that, it’s pretty trivial.

          • cows_are_underrated@feddit.de
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            I don’t really know pop rocks but I guess they don’t have a surface as flat as a tube.

            • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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              Who’s talking about surface. You just pour them into the tube as you pull it out.

              • cows_are_underrated@feddit.de
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                That’s a smart solution. It would still hurt as hell.

              • SuckMyWang@lemmy.world
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                You’d need some kind of funnel as well

      • MBM@lemmings.world
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        Reverse kidney stone

    • hOrni@lemmy.world
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      There are no Pop Rocks or any equivalent in my country so I’m out.

  • BloodSlut@lemmy.world
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    common mistake

    • robocall@lemmy.world
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      Could happen to anyone

  • Teon@kbin.social
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    Get a vibrator like normal people ya chav!!

  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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    Telling the story in an article next to a big picture of himself with no blurred face or anything probably wasn’t the best choice either.

    I’m beginning to think that this guy might be slightly impulsive and unwise…

  • SoyaSuki@lemmy.ml
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    ☝️presents to the emergency room

  • guriinii@lemmy.world
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    20p for Fizz Wizz? This must be old. Is Fizz Wizz still even a thing

    • Selmafudd@lemmy.world
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      I donno what backwards place this photo is from but round these parts it’s Wizz Fizz… wtf is Fizz Wizz

      • HerbalGamer@lemm.ee
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        I makes you wizz fizzy

        • SuckMyWang@lemmy.world
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          Fizz for your wizz

      • guriinii@lemmy.world
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        Interesting, perhaps it’s the mandela effect. Or maybe there was a rival brand?

  • katy ✨@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    anything is a vibrator if you’re brave enough

  • Fantomas@lemmy.world
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    Rule Britannia

  • Fluke McHappenstance@snake.substantialplumbing.repair
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    Good to know!

  • XTornado@lemmy.ml
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    Drugs, man!

    One day you are smoking weed,

    the next you are putting pop rocks on your dick.

    /j

  • Polyester6435@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I LOVE DAILY SPORT FRONT PAGES

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    No one is going to mention the question underneath the headline? “What is the taste of your childhood?” Why would you ask that question underneath a headline about foreskin pop rocks? What kind of childhood did the writer have?

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    PopCocks

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    All about the buzz

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