TIL pouring pop rocks in your foreskin singes off your eyebrows.
No that was from his fireball fart fetish (FFF)
Someone will need to test this theory to prove it’s not just a one off.
Ok so I messed up and thought he was talking about sounding
Pop rocks in the urethra? How did you even manage that? Honestly I’m just impressed!
Well first, you have to get into sounding to eventually fit a tube large enough to deliver pop rocks. After that, it’s pretty trivial.
I don’t really know pop rocks but I guess they don’t have a surface as flat as a tube.
Who’s talking about surface. You just pour them into the tube as you pull it out.
That’s a smart solution. It would still hurt as hell.
You’d need some kind of funnel as well
Reverse kidney stone
There are no Pop Rocks or any equivalent in my country so I’m out.
common mistake
Could happen to anyone
Get a vibrator like normal people ya chav!!
Telling the story in an article next to a big picture of himself with no blurred face or anything probably wasn’t the best choice either.
I’m beginning to think that this guy might be slightly impulsive and unwise…
☝️presents to the emergency room
20p for Fizz Wizz? This must be old. Is Fizz Wizz still even a thing
I donno what backwards place this photo is from but round these parts it’s Wizz Fizz… wtf is Fizz Wizz
I makes you wizz fizzy
Fizz for your wizz
Interesting, perhaps it’s the mandela effect. Or maybe there was a rival brand?
anything is a vibrator if you’re brave enough
Rule Britannia
Good to know!
Drugs, man!
One day you are smoking weed,
the next you are putting pop rocks on your dick.
/j
I LOVE DAILY SPORT FRONT PAGES
No one is going to mention the question underneath the headline? “What is the taste of your childhood?” Why would you ask that question underneath a headline about foreskin pop rocks? What kind of childhood did the writer have?
PopCocks
All about the buzz
