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minus-squarethreeonefour@piefed.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up43·21 hours ago“Just ask her out. Worst she can say is no.” Her: kill -9
minus-squareLousyCornMuffins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·3 hours agoOh dude. I, uh, overheard a very failed asking out they other day. It basically went: Person 1:Hey, you’re real pretty are you single? Person 2:uhhhh no. Person 3 pretending to be oblivious: Hey that looks real sharp I’ve never seen anyone disappear quite so fast as person 1, so that was neat.
minus-squareMatriks404@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·edit-221 hours agoMe: kill -9 $$ It’s only a joke btw.
minus-squareredjard@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 hours agoI type kill -4 $$ all the time so I don’t pollute bash history. It’s probably up there as most typed command in 3rd place after l and cd ... I swear I can type the entire thing in 1s flat on a good day.
minus-squaretoynbee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·edit-219 hours agoDamn, dude. Glad it’s just a joke, but that’s the nerdiest and most circumspect way I’ve ever seen this expressed.
minus-squaretisktisk@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·17 hours agoI’ve seen 1 dollar sign, what does two mean in this context?
minus-squareppue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·15 hours agoIt is a variable holding the process id of the shell instance interpreting the command. You could say “yourself” instead.
“Just ask her out. Worst she can say is no.”
Her:
kill -9
Oh dude. I, uh, overheard a very failed asking out they other day. It basically went:
Person 1:Hey, you’re real pretty are you single?
Person 2:uhhhh no.
Person 3 pretending to be oblivious: Hey that looks real sharp
I’ve never seen anyone disappear quite so fast as person 1, so that was neat.
Me:
kill -9 $$
It’s only a joke btw.
I type
kill -4 $$
all the time so I don’t pollute bash history. It’s probably up there as most typed command in 3rd place afterl
andcd ..
.I swear I can type the entire thing in 1s flat on a good day.
Damn, dude. Glad it’s just a joke, but that’s the nerdiest and most circumspect way I’ve ever seen this expressed.
I’ve seen 1 dollar sign, what does two mean in this context?
It is a variable holding the process id of the shell instance interpreting the command. You could say “yourself” instead.