while living off post in hampton roads I visited a buddy’s apartment and he ordered pizza. The pizza guy didn’t even knock just walked and said “Hi Ben, what are you playing tonight?” and set out the pizzas and breadsticks on the table, grabbed a slice, then sat down on the couch while ben packed a bong hit for him.
I was like, whoa, uh… and ben was like: “Yeah, he’s also my dealer.”
I once played video games at a friend’s place and we were smoking lots of weed. He had told me a friend was going to come over later.
So later that day the door bell rings, I can see him opening the door from where I’m sitting. Female cop stands in front of door and I briefly panicked.
“Hi Julia, come in.” (to me) “Let’s order pizza.”
I’ll never forget this image of a German cop in uniform smoking a bong.
I’m calling bullshit. No way a cop would do that in uniform. You’re lying to deny us the pleasure of the full story where the uniform came off. We see through your german tricks.
while living off post in hampton roads I visited a buddy’s apartment and he ordered pizza. The pizza guy didn’t even knock just walked and said “Hi Ben, what are you playing tonight?” and set out the pizzas and breadsticks on the table, grabbed a slice, then sat down on the couch while ben packed a bong hit for him.
I was like, whoa, uh… and ben was like: “Yeah, he’s also my dealer.”
I once played video games at a friend’s place and we were smoking lots of weed. He had told me a friend was going to come over later. So later that day the door bell rings, I can see him opening the door from where I’m sitting. Female cop stands in front of door and I briefly panicked.
“Hi Julia, come in.” (to me) “Let’s order pizza.”
I’ll never forget this image of a German cop in uniform smoking a bong.
I’m calling bullshit. No way a cop would do that in uniform. You’re lying to deny us the pleasure of the full story where the uniform came off. We see through your german tricks.
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That’s a smart way to do weed delivery if you can get away with it and have orders packed before you leave the house.
I mean… pizza guy can have friends too, he’s human!
valid. but I never expected a pizza guy to just walk into someone else’s apartment and start laying out the food lol
Oh absolutely. Seems really chill tho
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