WHY IS ALL THE BRIDGE CREW SO FUCKING GORGEOUS?!
My god, I have to rewind all the time to catch the plot because I’m just so distracted by how goddamn stunning someone is. And all in different ways.
“Shit, what did they say? I was imagining how soft M’Benga’s beard is.”
“Sorry can we go back? I was thinking about receiving disciplinary action from La’an.”
To quote one Beckett Mariner, "I was thoroughly unprepared for how hot young Spock was going to be.” But like, all of them.
Just did.
Apologies, the most confounding thing…
They appear to be …hotter?
Most unusual, so peculiar…
I’m so dysfunctional
Weak and emotional
Feelings I just can’t contain
Escaping this misery
Or breaking free
Not a possibility
I solved for Y in my computation
But missed vital information
The variable so devastating
The crew’s hot.