WHY IS ALL THE BRIDGE CREW SO FUCKING GORGEOUS?!

My god, I have to rewind all the time to catch the plot because I’m just so distracted by how goddamn stunning someone is. And all in different ways.

“Shit, what did they say? I was imagining how soft M’Benga’s beard is.”

“Sorry can we go back? I was thinking about receiving disciplinary action from La’an.”

To quote one Beckett Mariner, "I was thoroughly unprepared for how hot young Spock was going to be.” But like, all of them.

  • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.caEnglish
    4·
    2 days ago

    While the bridge crew are gorgeous, they all pale in comparison to Captain Pike’s hair.

    My god, tribbles cry themselves to sleep because they know they will never be as gorgeous.

    • Apeman42@lemmy.worldOPEnglish
      4·
      2 days ago

      Definitely the second hottest main cast in my ranking, but the one thing that sets them back is that I agree with Keiko: Miles is unfuckable.

      Fine man, love to have a beer with him, but not even that Irish brogue would get me to uh… manually realign his warp coil.

        • Apeman42@lemmy.worldOPEnglish
          2·
          1 day ago

          Shit, dude… I hadn’t thought of it from that angle. Include Julian there dancing to the song, and I’d certainly have to consider it.

  • Etterra@discuss.onlineEnglish
    9·
    3 days ago

    Ortegas is my favorite character. The episode where she pulled a drop shuttle maneuver was hilarious, and her piloting that gorn fighter while critically injured, bleeding out, and missing half a hand was bad-fucking-ass.

    • Apeman42@lemmy.worldOPEnglish
      6·
      2 days ago

      Just did.

      Apologies, the most confounding thing…

      They appear to be …hotter?

      Most unusual, so peculiar…

      • teft@piefed.socialEnglish
        2·
        2 days ago

        I’m so dysfunctional
        Weak and emotional
        Feelings I just can’t contain

        Escaping this misery
        Or breaking free
        Not a possibility

        I solved for Y in my computation
        But missed vital information
        The variable so devastating

        The crew’s hot.

  • Snowcano@startrek.website
    16·
    3 days ago

    Totally agree but also want to throw in the sexiness of the Enterprise too. Had to rewatch a scene b/c I was seriously like, “The design of this turbolift interior is hot. It’s making me sweat!” 🥵

    • VindictiveJudge@lemmy.worldEnglish
      6·
      2 days ago

      I was very pleasantly surprised at how faithfully they recreated the look and feel of the TOS Enterprise’s interior while updating it to modern production values. White with red accents was basically Starfleet’s entire thing in TOS.

  • Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world
    2·
    3 days ago

    I just finished watching Inhumans for the first time.

    The show is absolutely trash, no doubt about it. The dialogue, the acting, the plot, even the fight scenes are 3rd rate bush league that makes a student film look good in comparison.

    But holy crap the women in it are stunning, from the queen all the way down to mine workers. But once you step down from Serenda Swan the women are kinda terrible actresses.