Doesn’t look like a velocipastor to me. Looks more like a diocesenychus.
Fighting the vast hordes of Chinese ninjas like never before…
Just watched this last night! Fucking spectacular through and through! Absolute cinema. It’s on Tubi if anyone is curious, it’s so much fun.
“I think my hands are immune…” attacks with raptor hands!
Isn’t this the movie that has a scene of main characters loved ones getting blown up in a car bomb or something … but they didn’t have the budget to recreate the scene and rather than just not play it … they used a title card instead …
I found the scene …
Now I want to watch the whole thing
It was at that very moment that I knew I was in love with this film.
Whole movie is also on YouTube https://youtu.be/4kDwOuLQH4I
I’m sold.
I like how at the end the camera is just kinda panning around like the viewer is embarrassed by the bad acting on display.
It’s… beautiful.
It reminds me of when I pirated one of the 16 million X-Men and or Wolverine movies but the effects weren’t complete so it was just concept art as placeholders but this is so much better.
Wolverine: origins? I recall getting my hands on an unfinished copy that had no sfx in certain scenes lol
It’s possible, it was like 10 years ago or so. There was an airplane.
If just says “VFX car on fire” hahahahahahah is that in the actual movie?
Isn’t it great?
So, that’s the official scene from the movie? Lololololol that’s brilliant!!
The main character is clearly a Catholic Priest. Why is his priest collar not white (they are just little inserts)? Is this a new style, or were they trying to be respectful of Catholics and making him not quote a Catholic Priest?
“your parents died, it’s what parents do!”
“They die on you.”
Holy shit it’s real
And it’s glorious. Watch it at least once.
Just like “Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter” is real.
I know of and love Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, but I didn’t know Jesus had one. Do you know of anywhere it might be available for streaming? I need this in my brain.
It’s on YouTube and Tubi. And others.
I know what I’m watching when I get off work. Thanks!
You’re welcome. I hope you enjoy it.
I also had to look it up in disbelief.
I highly recommend the movie “the man who killed Hitler and then the Bigfoot,” it’s truly a masterpiece
If you’re down for a bigfoot movie, I’d recommend Sasquatch Sunset, it was very odd, but very good.
Is it? Frankly it seemed a bit slow. The parts about killing Hitler and Bigfoot were fun, but it was predominantly about an old man somberly reflecting on his past.
Yeah it’s more melancholic and the bigfoot stuff is more of a backdrop.
i dont know how they got all those fx artists for the budget, but the fx are so top notch i honestly thought it was real footage. 👏 bravo.
The burning car fx was best by far so realistic
I found this randomly years ago, we freaking loved it and it’s low budget chonky magic. I tell everyone they’ll never see anything like it
Fuckin love this movie.
Surprisingly a good movie and had me laughing like Kung Pow: Enter the Fist! Highly recommend it for a laugh.
Don’t. I’ve sat down for 3 viewings of this curséd video and yet somehow seen the movie 6 times. My soul has been scoured by this film and it stole decades from my life force.
Was pretty funny and camp the first time tho
God, I love this stupid movie.
My partner is a backer for the sequel, so we’re patiently awaiting its arrival. Soon…
Lol there’s a VelociPastor 2, also
Edit: I wouldn’t even call this a B movie. Maybe a C or D, if only those categories existed lolol
I hope it’s a life-sized velociraptor.
Pastor: Prostitute, please, Share your wisdom.
