What a weird way to talk about your own mom.
Worse, 16 year old mom
Padamé was 20 when she stepped aside from being elected Queen. She wouldn’t die for another 8 years.
I’m not saying she was a mom at 16, but this picture is from Episode 1. Portman was barely 16 during filming.
Your 16 year old mom who is dead 😬
Violent sex fantasies about choking and butt raping someone is pretty weird too… 🤔.
It’s weird that you made it nonconsensual, but not as weird as rosco here making it incestuous. The first panel is the only one in the version posted earlier.
Is it weird to anyone else that Luke was basically a sociopath child, shooting innocent womprats for fun, and that killing plus using the Force is why he hit the exhaust port?
I would assume a womp rat is some sort of pest and killing them is beneficial to the community. He might even have gotten paid a bounty, like my friends and I did for shooting squirrels for local farmers.
I mean, he also says they are not much bigger than 2 meters. 2 meters is like 6 feet. That’s a huge fuckin’ rat.
innocent wompra
I’ve always assumed that womp rats, being roughly 2 meters long, were intended as a kind of R.O.U.S. (Rodents of Unusual Size) and are presumably equally aggressive and dangerous.
I realize it’s a stretch, but it’s been stuck in my head canon since I first saw Star Wars.
Oh no, that makes total sense.
Can we make it head cannon that womp rats actually just are ROUSes in the same way that humans are in both? I’m just gonna go with that.
It’s actual canon
He was a farm boy. They were probably considered pests, and if allowed to multiply would have sorely impacted his crop of…moisture
Wookieepedia lists them as pests
Why is hitting a 2m long animal considered brag worthy‽
He wasn’t bragging, he’s saying it’s easy…
https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/T-16_skyhopper
This is what he was flying to when gunning at a target about your size.
From a spaceship
It’s more like a antigravity jet that can move like a helicopter if it needs to but yeah
I bet they’re full of moisture!
Maybe they juiced them? For moisture? Or vaporized them to release moisture into the air?
How do we know he didn’t eat them?
