Fuck Carlie Kirk and good riddance. I feel bad for anyone who saw it and especially people who were at the event, but the world is better for him not being in it.
For real, I’m starting to think it’s fair to rule Charlie Kirk’s death a suicide. Surely if we can use terms like “suicide by cop” then this could fairly be called “suicide by conservatism”.
Fuck Carlie Kirk and good riddance. I feel bad for anyone who saw it and especially people who were at the event, but the world is better for him not being in it.
I’ve only seen it once, but my jawbone and eye sockets are aching from all the smiling.
Charlie wished for public executions that children could witness: the prophet Isaiah, reincarnate.
Holy shit, he did: https://www.snopes.com/news/2025/09/15/charlie-kirk-public-executions/
For real, I’m starting to think it’s fair to rule Charlie Kirk’s death a suicide. Surely if we can use terms like “suicide by cop” then this could fairly be called “suicide by conservatism”.
Stochastic suicide
If anything, it’s suicide by karma: What he woshed onto others he got onto himself.
Suicide by Paradigm
Huh. Did not expect this guy to evoke Robespierre.
Well, hopefully those in the front row got the Tide they need.