Can confirm. My pet pig had gotten into the cabinets, TWICE, and downed a 12-pack of Keystone Light. Had to put the toddler locks back on. Weirdly, he seemed just a little sleepy. This fat boy was hitting the moonshine!

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      5 days ago

      Russian farmer walks into the kitchen with a pig under his arm.

      “Look at this pig I must fuck!”

      Babushka: “Filthy peasant! Fucking animals!”

      “Was talking to pig.”