“JUST BECAUSE I HAVE THE VOICE OF A MUNCHKIN FROM THE WIZARD OF OZ DOES NOT MEAN THAT I HAVE TINY LITTLE MOUSE BALLS! BESIDES, EVEN IF I DID, CORRELATION DOES NOT PROVE CAUSATION!!!”

Gates9@sh.itjust.works · 9 hours ago

“JUST BECAUSE I HAVE THE VOICE OF A MUNCHKIN FROM THE WIZARD OF OZ DOES NOT MEAN THAT I HAVE TINY LITTLE MOUSE BALLS! BESIDES, EVEN IF I DID, CORRELATION DOES NOT PROVE CAUSATION!!!”

Curiousfur@lemmy.world · 3 hours ago

He always looks like he shit somebody else’s pants

JakoJakoJako13@piefed.social · 7 hours ago

Why this motherfucker always look like he’s been caught with his pecker out in public?

mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com · edit-2 1 hour ago

He looks like someone is slowly but steadily sliding grapes into his ass, and he’s trying not to react until he figures out how he feels about it.

Did I enjoy that? Maybe? No? Actually, I think so? Hmm, better wait for the next one to be suuuuUUUuUure… Nope, no, definitely didn’t enjoy that one. But it did feel kinda good…

Fuck u/spez@sh.itjust.works · 5 hours ago

He looks like he just walked in on his parents having sex. With a horse.

EvilBit@lemmy.world · 7 hours ago

I call fake. This implies awareness of scientific and logical principles.

Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 hours ago

woodytrombone@lemmy.world · 8 hours ago

So close to CORRELATION DOES NOT CAUSE CASTRATION