I have always heard from older police and other LE people that after enough time on the force, nothing surprises you anymore, yet Patel looks like everything surprises him all of the time.
Why this motherfucker always look like he’s been caught with his pecker out in public?
He looks like someone is slowly but steadily sliding grapes into his ass, and he’s trying not to react until he figures out how he feels about it.
Did I enjoy that? Maybe? No? Actually, I think so? Hmm, better wait for the next one to be suuuuUUUuUure… Nope, no, definitely didn’t enjoy that one. But it did feel kinda good…
He looks like he just walked in on his parents having sex. With a horse.
He always looks like he shit somebody else’s pants
So close to CORRELATION DOES NOT CAUSE CASTRATION
I call fake. This implies awareness of scientific and logical principles.
