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ooli3@sopuli.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

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  • HalfSalesman@lemmy.world
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    I’ve never done with with someone I was romantically interested in but funnily enough I’ve done this with friends. And they’re still my friends.

  • ferrule@sh.itjust.works
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    we went off to college and never talked again. I have no idea where she is or if she is still alive.

  • sandwich.make(bathing_in_bismuth)@sh.itjust.works
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    Remember when you you were crying from loneliness till 3AM till you sobbed to sleep? Well the crying didn’t make any friends so you should’ve just slept

  • Ledivin@lemmy.world
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    Dumb take, even if you broke up. Those were real experiences that shaped you, and you probably wouldn’t be the same person if you had slept instead.

    Don’t regret past lovers, accept that lots of things in life are temporary, and that’s okay.

    • JohnAnthony@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      As evidenced by the facial expressions in the meme. That does not look like lost time to me!

  • StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works
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    Messy break up, I would still never give up those memories for the world, because that grand surge of emotion is something I cherish

  • CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world
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    Those were the best moments. Even without romantic intentions, those times at the end of the night when all the chaos has died down and you’re just closely connecting with your friends. It’s really the best.

  • higgsboson@piefed.social
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    bullshit doomer take

    • apenstaartje@lemmy.cafe
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      Removed by mod

      • higgsboson@piefed.social
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        ok, troll

        • apenstaartje@lemmy.cafe
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          Ok, troll

  • ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works
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    Yep, they’re right here. Happily married.

    We were roommates. And then just kept being roommates. Even became good friends.

    • SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Yeah, I was going to say - where are they now? In my fucking bed, waiting for me to get off the can …

      • BootLoop@sh.itjust.works
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        Lucky you, I just have one all purpose bed.

        • SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          I refuse to compromise on any horizontal activities.

          • BootLoop@sh.itjust.works
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            nice

      • Dagnet@lemmy.world
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        Edit: nvm, thought it was a typo but it’s an expression

    • kautau@lemmy.world
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      And they were roommates.

      • Taleya@aussie.zone
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        Oh my god they were roommates

  • jaschen306@sh.itjust.works
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    Ummm. She’s next to eating a bagel in bed.

    • licheas@sh.itjust.works
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      don’t eat cookies in the bed…

      I was trying to find the “unnecessarily censored” version (“If you eat cookies in bed you’ll get CR**S in the sheets…”) This will have to do.

      Edit: how did people not figure out that they were gay? Also, there were a whole lot of other dudes sleeping over…

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    You sleep every day but you only get so many of those interactions in life

  • brown567@sh.itjust.works
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    Wasn’t in a romantic context, but a roommate of mine and I would stay up late talking

    He ended up saving me from suicide, we were each best man at the other’s wedding, and we still play D&D twice a week! Totally worth it

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    She’s now an ex, but still a friend. She just texted, asking how I’m doing

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    Asked me to marry him. Bought a house together. Been 20 years and still 3am chatting (admittedly because rn he’s in spain and i’m still in AU and it’s mostly pictures of our cats and him in front of various buildings but still…)

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      You bought a house together and live on separate continents?

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        Buddy, I’ma bout to blow your mind. Picture this: work trips

        (He is on one.)

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    I married her nearly 20 years ago. And sometimes we’re still up til 3 am talking. No regrets.

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    I also married one of them, but the rest were mostly positive experiences also.

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