I just realized I didn’t know any Americans
Coffee and pills
I feel personally attacked.

I don’t eat. I run on thoughts, prayers, and the power of friendship.
Poor guy starved to death. 😔
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I love a nice breakfast burrito.
Usually nothing. When I do have breakfast it’s either pancakes and eggs or milk and cereal. Every now and then I get a wild hair and have oatmeal.
I find the lack of cheese in the comments very concerning.
Leftovers often feature cheese
The scraps of my children’s uneaten breakfasts, so:
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half an egg sandwich
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the dregs of a bowl of oatmeal with maple syrup, mixed with whatever unsyruped oatmeal I can scrape out of the pot
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about four apple slices and half a bagel
on days my spouse cooks breakfast. When I cook, everyone eats pancakes.
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Greek yogurt, walnuts, craisins, pumpkin seeds, hemp hearts, chia seeds, maybe cinnamon, maybe a dash of honey, possibly some frozen fruit if I feel like waiting for it to thaw a bit. Coffee with a dash of oatmilk.
I almost never eat breakfast. Maybe a few times per year. I usually don’t get up early enough.
Well I’m Asian and don’t really do the typical American breakfast. I just eat whatever, leftovers maybe. I’ll have coffee over tea though, so that’s pretty American of me lol
You and millions of other Americans eating leftovers for breakfast. Since the Mayflower for sure, and probably for centuries before that. Although they probably didn’t have the Breakfast of Champions, cold leftover pizza.
Technically nothing, but I do have coffee at the office.
Except on Thursday. That’s doughnut day.
“Benefits package”

Uh huh huh huh. You said package.
I make a warm mug of Ovaltine®. But with coffee instead of milk. It’s… effective.
Puffed corn cereal sweetened with corn sugar
Twin Peaks (1990) gives one a good sense of American breakfasts.
Don’t forget pie and coffee.
Cold leftover pizza.
I personally tend to have leftovers from dinner if there are any and if it’s leftovers I care about. Otherwise, I’m not a big breakfast fan.










