Buzz: Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has secretly built a weapon with a secret capacity to annihilate an entire planet. I alone have information that reveals his weapon’s only weakness. And you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!
Woody: (screaming with rage) YOU…ARE…A…FUCKING… TOY!!! You aren’t the real Buzz Lightyear, you’re an… aw, you’re a FUCKING action FIGURE! You are a FUCKING child’s plaything!
brave little toaster just for this scene

You can say fuck outside of america.
The what ?
The word “fuck.”
Listen here you little shit
Charlie and the Fucking Chocolate Factory has a certain ring to it.
Or Fucking Neverending Story (can’t we all just empathize with that? 😅).
When artax dies. Atreyu cries and utters a quiet “fuuuuuck”
Fuck me, that was depressing. 😭
The Incredibles: the little kid on the big wheel: “That is fucking wicked!”
“Fuck! There’s a snake in my boot!”
I feel like it’d fit perfectly in Soul, the moment Joe falls down the open manhole he yells “fuuuuuuu…” and I wouldn’t mind if they didn’t even finish it.
Had to look up the scene and saw another where they say “Hell” a lot after Joe asks if he’s in heaven or hell ( h-e-double-hockey-sticks). Granted, it is the souls of unborn people, but it’s still kinda funny to think about.
bambi
But when would you add it?
Would it be Bambi’s first words?

puck
this person knows. i’m here for it
Mary Poppins when they fly kites
let’s go fuck a kite
I just want one minion to say fuck right in the middle somewhere. No preamble. No explanation. Just pops out.
Finding Nemo. Dory yelling “fuck yea!” when she remember something
I’d give it to Bruce when he smells the blood
The Smurfs. 65 minutes of using the word smurf in place of all swearing. Somewhere during the denouement a character should mouth but not say “Oh, fuck!” then two other smurfs are nearby. One says “what did they say?” The other smurf looks panicked and then offers without much conviction: I think it was, “Oh Smurf!” Big laughs. Scene.
When shrek bursts into farquad and fionas wedding, i want either fiona or far quad to say fuck
Farquaad’s name was literally the filmmakers calling their family-movie villain “Fuckwad” and sneaking it past the radar.
Really? So glad you explained that. I never would have caught that otherwise. They sneaked it past the radar so hard.
Not only that, he was a direct caricature of the producer’s former boss.










