Fun fact, in Christian mythology, God told the first lie, and the serpent only ever told the truth! Moses ran a pretty fuckin stellar PR firm, I tell ya

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You know, I’d be way into the mythology more if they went with God was young and hadn’t worked out the whole plan yet. but, no they had to go with the omniX thing.

When I coded simulations I absolutely didn’t know everything that was going on.

This is fucking hilarious

bUt gOd sAiD!!

Wasnt there an emoji bible?