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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 个月前

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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 个月前
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  • Naz@sh.itjust.works
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    Botanist dragging a barrel of glowing green fluid across the tiles of the station floor

    Security Chief: “Botanist! What the ABSOLUTE HELL are you doing with 50 liters of radium?”

    Botanist: “Mutating the corn so it’s blight and drought resistant”

    Chief: “???”

    Botanist: “I’ve also mutated a species of hobby lemon to fill itself with sugary lemonade instead of citric acid”

    Chief: “Oh, holy crap okay go right ahead”

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      Pretty much. Except that there was zero plan about what was going to come out the other end. It was just “irradiate, plant, see what happens.”

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        Lemons are an artificial creation by genetic splice of the bitter orange and citron :)

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          If you think thats interesting, look into the origins of maize corn.

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            Or almonds

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          Pretty sure the bitter orange is also a highly divergent crop that may be hybridized as well.

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      “Hobby lemon?”

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        Miracle fruit is easier than doing your own genetic modifications

        When the fleshy part of the fruit is eaten, this molecule binds to the tongue’s taste buds, causing sour foods to taste sweet

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synsepalum_dulcificum

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          Interesting, TIL!

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