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BallShapedMan@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days ago

Oh you think corn is your ally...

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Oh you think corn is your ally...

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BallShapedMan@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days ago
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  • icelimit@lemmy.ml
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    Ootl: what’s with all the corn lately?

  • digger@lemmy.ca
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    So… not to rain on anyone’s parade… But grain entrapment is a real thing and can be extremely dangerous. Have a link! https://farmher.com/sinking-in-corn-5-ways-to-stay-safe-when-handling-grain/

    • pigup@lemmy.world
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      Quickcorn! Watch out!

    • BallShapedMan@lemmy.worldOP
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      True story! This is only 2ft deep. But don’t jump in otherwise.

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    Here is your first lesson.

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      Was that meant for this post, by any chance?

      • Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works
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        How dare you insinuate that I made an error! The nerve!

        (Yes.)

    • terranoid@lemmy.cafe
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      Wtf? Was that some New Orleans dialect of French or an island or south of france or something and just an old man?

      Sounded so southern yet French

      • Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works
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        Rural Quebec

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          Ça s’explique

          • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
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            There’s French everywhere today!

  • tacosanonymous@mander.xyz
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    Ah yes, brother, the maize rises.

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    1 - I too am addicted to corn, I was exposed to it at too young an age. 2 - had a cousin die in a hopper long ago. Big family, but was still rough for everyone.

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      Like your cousin, way to bury the lead.

      What the hell happened?

      (Scold me if me joke was in bad taste)

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        Unless you’re talking about putting old tire balancing weights into holes and covering them up, that’s a buried lede.

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          I was thinking much the same thing. Have an upvote.

        • SalamiDommie@lemmus.org
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          Name checks out

      • SalamiDommie@lemmus.org
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        There is enough scolding on the internet. Enjoy yourself, and your free speech while you have both.

  • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world
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    So glad the corn is still going

    • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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      The saga corntinues.

  • someguy3@lemmy.world
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    I didn’t see beans until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but gassy.

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      Fiber is my jam!

  • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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    Corn piles are more fun than hay piles

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      They are oddly satisfying. Like bin of pebbles at souvenir shops.

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    Lol

    A recent quote by someone in my city:

    “I was born on the cob. That’s why I’m so corny”

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