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Dav09@mander.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 months ago

Unicorns

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    Because it says high speed underwater unicorn… narwhals top at 4kph, swordfish top at 64kph.

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      I’ll take a slow actual water unicorn over some billed fish anyway, regardless of speed.

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        if a narwhal is a unicorn then so is a warthog

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          Narwhals have a single horn sticking out of their face from between their eyes. A Warthog has two tusks sticking out from either side of their mouth. At least their both mammals.

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            The narwhal “horn” is actually a tusk, and rarely they can have two.

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              Fair point. Still more of a horn than a fish bill.

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            both narwhals and warthogs can have their teeth pierce the tops of their heads as they grow

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              Can you explain why every unicorn horn I’ve ever seen much more closely resembles a narwhal tusk than a rhino’s horn? Are unicorn horns even horns?!

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                narwhal tusks are teeth but rhino horns are hair

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                  But what about unicorns?! Are they tusks or horns?!

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                    they’re probably teeth

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