Meme about trying to find onions followed by screenshot of guy saying he faked an onion diet
Ironi, onions are generally the first thing to cook. You don’t desperately need onions midway through a meal, you need 5 spice which is 4 years out of date.
I plan to pass these same bottles of oregano and mustard seed onto my grandchildren.
I recently actually ran out of black pepper(!!!) and it messed me up for a solid week or two until I finally remembered to buy more. That should hopefully hold me until at least the second Barron Trump term.
Testosterone spikes are what happens in your body when you fall in love. Therefore testosterone is sometimes referred to as the hormone of love. It is true for both men and women. So how do onions fit into that?
Who doesn’t love the smell of raw onions on a first date?
I see you know my ex, but that doesn’t narrow it down much.
You shouldn’t be going down on people on your first date, but I agree otherwise.
Says who!?
I gotta say I’m just really upset that nobody called me out on my belief that crotches normally smell like onions.
every dude who balds early: my dude, out of balance testosterone isn’t something you should trying for…
Afaik as long as your primary sex hormone isn’t estrogen, you’re going to go bald regardless as long as you have the genetics for it.
that’s a really bad observation, especially considering it’s only caucasian/European that have the highest rates
Your hair might become thinner but you wouldn’t necessarily go bald. My grandfather had a full head of hair when he passed away at 79. I don’t think his primary sex hormone was estrogen.
Classic they/them gramps
have you never met an old man with hair?
if you have the genetics for it
regardless
Huh, how does ‘itll happen regardless [of t levels] IF you have the genetics’ mean ‘itll happen regardless OF genetics’? Am I being thick?
Lol glad I followed the comment chain till the end. I also read it as meaning “regardless of genetics”. Classic blind dispute.
oh that’s what you meant!
maybe typing it like “it will happen regardless, if you have the genetics” would avoid the confusion, because otherwise you get people (me) reading it wrong
It’s almost like punctuation was made for a reason…
Ah ok, thanks for the tip!
Fuck it, I’m just gonna start transitioning the second I notice my hairline receding
Jesus so many people completely missed your point
… anyway on the other site it was r/juxtaposition -I haven’t seen it on lemmy yet
Thank you, lol
I love raw onion, is that why my balls are the size of children’s marble and bicep size of grapefruit?
Me just sitting here liking raw onions since a decade before this troll-meme.
Onions are fucking delicious, fight me.
I don’t think we’d stand a chance fighting someone who’s basically pure testosterone.
Finally, someone else shares the same onion about opinions
Onions ARE delicious… in every variant EXCEPT raw.
Wrong
Your MOM’S wrong.
She is if she thinks raw onions are anything but delicious
Have you tried them sliced and salted? I love the crunch combined with the subtle sting. Only problem is your whole body stinks for the day^^
I mean, at that point you might as well just cook them🤷
They got that one type of onion that’s sweet, I might try it raw, but all the rest you’re right i’ma cook
Hawaiians soak them in cold water to take out the pungency. Shocked us east euros have never heard of it since our cooking skills peak at cutting raw onions and putting them on bread with burnt meat or tinned fish.
Hawaiians soak them in cold water to take out the pungency
I bet they do the same thing with hung over tourists 😉
Try some thin sliced onion rings sprinkled with soy sauce. It’s really delicious.
I love raw onions on salad and some burgers/sandwiches. Usually red.
Red onions are bomb but so are sweet onions, I have a preference for the Walla Walla Sweets.
I like em but they eat me alive on the inside
You’re the first person other than me I’ve heard has this problem. I have it with garlic, too. Either is fine when fully cooked, though. I don’t even have a sensitive stomach otherwise, I can eat chilis all day every day. Hbu?
Oh man, I used to get heartburn from onions, garlic, tomato, bananas, water. Everything. Now it’s mostly just raw onion and sour candy that gets me.
That sounds rough! Glad it’s better now. I’m perfectly fine with sour stuff too, except on a completely empty stomach. Not quite cooked garlic has made me throw up before though.
Can I offer you a nice onion in this trying time?
Uncanny resemblance, now that you mentioned it
Ongo Gablonion
But why would you want high (not normal levels of) testosterone?
Big T = big pp
I’m pretty sure steroid users would disagree…
Sorry; I was echoing the mentality, not the reality.
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Glad I never got COVID; sad that I never got a chance to drink a can of cat food water
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I figured so. That’s why I refuse to drink it without COVID.
Don’t joke … my wife’s family is Irish Canadian and their grandmother died in 1995 at the age of 102
Every day for her entire life (she grew up on a rural farm for the first 30 years of her life) she ate a whole raw onion every evening after supper.
Rip to your grandma, but your grandpa was the true hero. Laying next to onion Sally his whole life.
That’s an even better indicator of health … grandpa loved his bacon, pork, fried food and smoked a pipe every day … he died of a massive heart attack at the age of about 50 in the 1950s.
Onion Sally outlived ol’ Pork’n’Beans
grandpa loved his bacon, pork
Had he reached 60-70, he would have suffered from gout
Respect to that man, he lived and enjoyed doing it.
Onion Sally 🤣
Het testosteron levels must’ve been through the roof!
bodybuilding.com forums
Last time I went there I ended up arguing with some guy about whether or not working out 3.5 days a week was possible.
Well, when you count on your fingers its clear that by working out every other day, you can workout 4 times a week, duh. /s
If you work out every other day for 31 days, that is 16 days a month, 4 days a week! See, it’s that simple.
If anyone can find the original thread, I would love to archive it for eternity, as it is hilarious.
Thank you so much. I recommend everyone here read it. It’s history.
Best I ever managed was two.
"I will not move my army without onions!” -Ulysses S. Grant
All that testosterone won the Civil War
The term is juxtaposition but I don’t know if a Lemmy community exists for it yet
Hmm…
I wonder how many people the “suicide grip for bench press” advocate guy on /fit killed.
