I’m thinking we don’t exactly want everybody on Lemmy. Just the people who’d actually put in a little bit of effort.
Yes, I know this is the shitpost community.
[farts in face]
[pees in ur butt]
[poops on ur chest]
[cums aggressively]
[inflates you making you big and round]
[greentexts you]
Tan balloon! Tan balloon! Hahahaha
[puts on robe and wizard hat]
What the fuck, I told you not to message me again.
Oh ****
Imma store ur pee in ma balls.
[slaps you around a bit with a large trout]
I think this is my favorite one 😭❤️
))<>((
Forever.
Goddammit I was going to steal it!
[farts in face]
Sonof a-
What better place than Lemmy shitpost for premium “[farts in face]” discourse?
Terrence and Philip?
Y’all are delusional if you think Lemmy doesn’t have this shit already. The main dev is legitimately in contention for the most cringe person on the Internet.
Shit. Did Elon buy this too?
For reeeeal, I want an internet univeristy town. If I wanted to deal with a dumptruck full of dickbags all the time, I would move to Boston and go back on reddit.
Notice they never said no to the incest parentage.
Reminds me more of Diogenes but… Uh…
jerks off in public
In the agora straight up jorkin it.
Pretty sure deisel raccoon is an S tier shitbag
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Those are reddit comments
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Lemmy is not reddit
Because you said it’s hardly a Lemmy thing when the screenshot is from Reddit lmao
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[Shits in face]
UwU
As far as I’m aware, in the US, the only mandated and enforced expiration dates by law are for baby food manufacturers.
Everything else is a vendor suggestion.
And don’t feed the trolls.
The US market regulations (except California for some reason) are surreal. $7.25 minimum wage, chlorinated chicken, bleached flour, lying labels etc.
Apparently this is all about bird feed. Does this stuff normally have expiration dates?
I was also on the internet when I was 14. It would have been better if I were ignored
Isn’t it amazing how thousands of years of technological advancements have led to the marvelous invention that allows us to have civil, deep, intelligent conversations with people on another side of the far away at speeds that our ancestors could never have imagined?
I think our mistake is assuming that our ancestors wouldn’t have also asked if your parents were related and farted as a hilarious insult over a stupid disagreement.
People have always been people. We just do it faster now. And probably quite a bit less violently.
I love watching NPCs so much
Why censor usernames?
I am shocked. Shocked.
Because people WILL go and harass users whose names they’ve seen in screenshots. Sure it’s usually not hard to find them anyway but you don’t have to make it extra easy, do you?
Yeah I wanted to go look at fart guy’s post history for more gold
Who care.
… people who give a bit of a crap about other people…?
Not missing anyone by leaving reddit, huh?
His mom/aunt did not raise him right
Yeah I’m thinking red won this debate.
Fno I’ll answer to all my emails like this
I’M FAARRTTIINNGGGG!!!
