John Wick - Keanu
I would pay money to see that in theaters
That is typically how theatres work
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John Wick - Alfie Allen
Blue’s Brothers - John Belushi
Rounders - John Malkovich
Swingers - Vince Vaughn
Pacific Rim - idris Elba
Speaking of, Being John Malkovich - John Malkovich.
Oh come on, Miss Piggy would be great in that role!
John Wick - Lance Reddick (rip)
Basically those scenes in Gen V when Sam hallucinates puppets being torn apart.
Die Hard - Alan Rickman
I like your idea
Damn… now I wanna watch it too…
you left rickman in which is only proper and correct
https://youtu.be/Yz2dY1Tv7zw though everybody is a puppet.
You beat me to it!
Okay but now I’m imagining The Matrix, where everyone still in the Matrix are human, and everybody who escaped are Muppets. When Neo escapes, he is still human.
Fight club - Marla Singer Bonus if Kermit plays both Tyler Durden and Narrator. Also any scene Durden has his shirt off Kermit has to have painted on abs.
Surely, you’d keep Brad Pitt as Tyler Durden, which would fit the theme.
Or Edward Norton as the narrator, which would support the theory that it’s all a hallucination.
You might like to watch Cool World
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, and the actor who stays is just a random one of the Oompa Loompas.
lmao, now I have Fozzie saying “Hood day, sir!” in my head.
Starship troopers - Michael Ironside
Edit: Kermit “C’mon you apes! You wanna live forever!? Ahhhhhhhhhh”
C’mon you apes…pigs, frogs, rats, chickens, and, eh, looks at gonzo whatever.
Castaway — Wilson
Controversial and inventive take. I like it.
Who is now played by a completely silent Walton Goggins
Perfection
Can inanimate objects be actor’s 🤔
John wick, Keanu. I want to see him beating Muppets and Muppets flying around arms, legs flailing
Alfie Allen would be pretty interesting, Muppet goons getting slaughtered by Muppet John Wick.
Hateful 8.
Samuel L Jackson.
“You goddam sock puppet shot my balls off!!”
I would pay to see that.
TaAvengers - Chris Evans
Honestly just any of the earlier Avengers movies. I want to see Cap being continualy exasperated by his team ashe usually is, but also because he has to get things up high for him. The super soldier serum turned him from muppet to human. Running past muppet Sam saying “on your left”.
Also muppet Fury being surly and intimidating. Muppet hawkeye with a little bow on top of the fridge like a cat. Tony as a muppet with his billionaire playboy philanthropist line. Wanda being a creep with glowy muppet hands. Thor with a normal sized Mjölnir so its actually crazy he can lift it. Natasha flipping around with all the grace of a muppet. Black panther is just a black cat muppet.
MUPPET HULK!
Requiem for a Dream - Ellen Burstyn.
The entire movie would seem like her descent into amphetamine fueled madness.
Somehow you’ve made that dildo scene way more disturbing.
Seven - Morgan Freeman.
Gwyneth Paltrow.
Makes sense. Otherwise the ending would be far less tragic.
Dogma, keep Alan Rickman
BEHOLD THE METATRON
The Matrix, Hugo Weaving
“
HumansMuppets are a disease.”Perfect choice, this would be so funny.
I was going for Matrix - Laurence Fishburne
Either Alien (Ian Holm as Ash), Aliens (Lance Henriksen as Bishop) or maybe Terminator (Arnold Schwarzenegger as the Terminator). Just for the big reveal of “he’s a machine”, with all the muppets being like “oh woooow, that’s insane, we literally couldn’t tell him apart from us!”
maybe Terminator (Arnold Schwarzenegger as the Terminator)
Ah, see, that’s the tempting choice. But you’re overlooking the comic value of either Linda Hamilton as Sarah Connor or Robert Patrick as the T-1000. The entire Pescadero Hospital chase scene… pure gold.
Also, how can you say no to Muppet Arnold Schwarzenegger? Coming around the corner with a little fuzzy shotgun. Adorable.
I was thinking Sigourney Weaver in Alien is the only human and then the alien ends up being a Muppet lol
Sigourney Weaver in Aliens as well. “Game over man, game over!” Muppet Hudson flails wildly
