I swear every time I play that game, half my army ends up being pawns, the weakest piece.
not of you really them to the other side,il There’s a drag show and they become queens
Pawns aren’t pieces :)
It’s 2025. Pawn equality NOW!
pawns are strongest piece :)
If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Remember, Kif, in the game of chess, you can never let the opponent see your pieces.
This hurt a bit, surprisingly. Just a bit though.
there’s nothing wrong with that metaphor, Kif is just a snob
make sure that there a mirror behind your opponent, this way you can see his pieces
I read this as “cheese” instead of “chess” and was really confused for a sec…
I like your version better. Those cheese strategists can suck it.
There’s only one cheese strat. You see cheese, you eat cheese 🤤
OK, no, because I’m a huge cheese strategist. Feta and gorgonzola haunt my waking mind like specters of gastronomical pleasure, wraiths of fermented delight.
oh man those prime cut pieces really hit the jelly
I kind of miss the r/anarchychess shenanigans
Holy hell!
Free to play players can at least restart their account until they get at least one 5* Queen, but even then it’s hard to beat the whales.
Jumpyhorse! I choose YOU!!! Use jump attack!
If horsey isn’t the best piece then why is it my favorite?
I prefer more competitive games like Polytopia
rolls dice
Moves horse 7 places
“Go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200.”
Is chess even a real game?!
The pawns are so cute
Football is like chess, except for the dice
It never fails, I always end up with the boot, the thimble or Col. Mustard.
Chess 🤝 Monopoly
Chess960 is luck, but both sides have the same luck.
In theory some configurations have stronger or weaker first mover advantage. This is known as white privilege.